Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Great Hero Tintu Mon Jokes

Tintumon and freind in jungle, suddenly a tiger blocked their way. Friend kurachu mannu vaari tiger nte kannil ittu, then asked tintumon to ‘run’.

Tintumon:” njaan enthina odunne? nee alle mannu vaari kannil ittathu?

Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.
rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?

ayal- ” adhe..

Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!

A girl checks her weight- 58 kg
she removed chappals- 56 kg
then bag- 53 kg
then shall- 52 kg

but coin theernu.
tintumon in Q behind her- :


” you carry on coin njan idam ”

Marana veetil ninnu madangumbol
Tintumol:”ini enna kaanuka”
Tintumon: “ivide ini aarenkilum marikkumbol kanaam”

After exam
sasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…

tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…

sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!

tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla

Pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”

dundumon- ” njanum….”

sasikuttan- ” njanum….”

tintumon- ” ‘’shit !! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!

Vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…

tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!

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